Barbie Versus Bratz Dolls

iVillage_barbie.jpgNow this is a Barbie I'd love to see though I'm sure it would be recalled in a heart beat.  The toy manufacturers would have to come up with some excuse like it was carrying Bird Flu or some other deadly thing from China when the religious right catches wind:  can't have an unmarried pregnant doll out there! 

Is Barbie married?  I could never quite figure that out.  Does Ken have commitment issues?  Is he a eunuch?  This is the Barbie that can rival those Bratz dolls.   This Barbie would definitely be for the Hillary/Barack ticket - she better, she's going to need the free medical care.

I've heard the jokes over the years that Barbie would have to be like seven foot tall to support her stats:  38-28-36.  We've all heard about her alleged Bulemia what I could never figure out is how she gets those tiny little plastic fingers down her throat.

Which do you prefer Barbie or the Bratz?

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Confused said:

Umm... I've heard the implications of Barbie's proportions as well-- including that her midsection could never contain the intestines of an adult human, assuming her head is to scale.
But I'm 5'4" and 36-24.5-36, so I don't think 38-28-36 could be right... my boobs are nowhere NEAR that big!
(And I'm not a cartoon; I couldn't pack into size 0 to save my life. I'm usually a 4-- and we're talking Old Navy, not designer.)
Girlfriend looks more like 58-21-34, eyeballing.

Confused said:

Umm... I've heard the implications of Barbie's proportions as well-- including that her midsection could never contain the intestines of an adult human, assuming her head is to scale.
But I'm 5'4" and 36-24.5-36, so I don't think 38-28-36 could be right... my boobs are nowhere NEAR that big!
(And I'm not a cartoon; I couldn't pack into size 0 to save my life. I'm usually a 4-- and we're talking Old Navy, not designer.)
Girlfriend looks more like 58-21-34, eyeballing.

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