Between former Governor Elliot Spitzer and that senator playing footsie in a Minnesota airport, you gotta admit:  politicians take a lot of stupid sexual risks.  I think this has been the busiest week ever for political sexual antics.  Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, there's yet another sexual confession by a New York Governor:  the new, blind (I said blind!) Governor Patterson admitted to having several affairs!  I didn't see that one coming.  Ha Ha.  Oh stop being so sensitive.  I'm a comic, I'm entitled.

Am I the only married person not having affairs?  Maybe if Lily was a better sleeper I'd enough energy for an affair but I just don't.  I don't even have enough time and energy for the gym forget a real Jim.  Even the blind are having affairs.  I'm starting to feel left out.

But the Strangest Sexual Political Confession This Week Award goes to former New Jersey Governor McGreevey:  his now ex wife says she participated in a threesome with him.  The third person was a male aide.....and she said she didn't know he was gay!  Give it a rest!  I guess politics does make strange bed fellows.  But yuck!  Why is this story in the news?!  Enough.  I'd much rather hear about our soldiers in Iraq.

The only sexually explicit story about a politician having an affair that I'd like to hear is:  that Hillary had one.  I think most people would be like 'good for her'.  Seriously, I hope I never see that headline.