I've often wondered what people in the porn industry and soldiers for hire do for the annual Take Your Children To Work Day.  Apparently, a young woman in Greenville, S.C. brought her infant along to an armed robbery.  Just in time for the annual April event, criminals are getting in on the action.  I guess her sitter cancelled at the last minute.  Don't you hate it when that happens?  And with the rising cost of daycare I guess people really do have to rob a bank to afford it.  To quote one of my favorite bands when I was an undergrad, REM, it's the end of the world as we know it.

Investigators said that they initially thought that 20-year-old Sarah Titi Walker was the victim of a kidnapping that happened last week in connection with an armed robbery.  They said Walker went into the store with the baby, and moments later, a man came in and pulled a gun on the clerk.   He demanded money and after he got the cash, he pretended to kidnap Walker and the baby.  Investigators said they later learned that the armed man was Walker's boyfriend. [Can you say co-dependent?]  Sounds like a very toxic relationship.  Dr. Phil would have a field day with this one.  I could just see the rehearsals for this scam.  Deputies said the couple had set it all up so they could make a quick getaway after the robbery.

Lovely.  I don't even know where to begin with this one.  Fortunately, the baby (and no one else) was injured.  Happy Monday people.  Got any great news stories for us??  Do share.